windows98:

my fetish is getting stabbed with a knife until im dead

setheverman:

“no homo”? why the hell not???

dankmemeuniversity:

dankmemesreasonforliving:

purplebuddhaproject:

“Better a cruel truth than a comfortable delusion.”

— Edward Abbey
(via purplebuddhaquotes)

starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

bushofire:

realestsuggestions:

i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me

thebootydiaries:

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn’t look like there’s any sand dollars left

child: can’t the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

jee-q:

your personality is too pure & your skin is too soft to be stressed over a boy ma

lnfinitelyfucked:

Back to the drugs, pop a pill, fall in love..